Why is it always something?
July 12, 2009
If they’re not cheating
or addicted to drugs
or stealing your cash
or eating bugs
they smell like shit
or are getting fat
or wear your undies
or are sexually attracted
to your cat
if it isn’t their family
or their hairy ass
they have trouble getting
or maintaining the mast
When you’re not looking
its possible they are
filming you fucking
or stealing your car
If its not one thing
its always another thing
Why the fuck
its it always something?