Rinse. Lather. Repeat.
October 1, 2009
I have rebounded my way from relationship to relationship for the last FIVE YEARS.
FIVE .
YEARS.
It took the latest potential grabbing a white board, drawing diagrams and running me through various creatively drawn illustrations for me to realise. Here is you. Here are your relationships. See how there is no definitive gap between ether? Now notice traces of rebounditice here, here and here.
I am nodding, ever the attentive student.
Just when you think you’ve reached the pinnacle of your romantic intelligence someone throws a pie in your face – a reality pie with newsflash icing. It tastes a little bitter…
So now, what to do?
Be alone. No dates, no infatuations, no textual flirting… the occasional pash (addicts have methadone, right?)
